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| Get a FREE COMIC liked by X-Men artist ADAM KUBERT!!! E-mail [email protected] to get your free comic!!!! |
GET YOUR FREE MINI COMICS SOON!FUNNY AND FREE! The free mini comic cover is on the picture to the left! It is the Misadventures of Duck Guy and Custodian Alex 1! It was liked by X-Men artist Adam Kubert, Too Much Coffee Man creator Shannon Wheeler, and Doug Baron Kubert school teacher and creator of Sugar Ray Finhead and Little Jim-Bob Bigfoot! And they were the only people to review it so far! Get your's now! Send a self-addressed envelope to: 1/2 Comics P.O. Box 43 Mtn.Lakes, N.J. 07046 Remember, its free!!!! Hey! Welcome to the 1/2 Comics Site! We write, draw, ink, letter, and edit our comics that you will laugh at out of pity. Our titles: "The Misadventures of Duck Guy and Custodianalex" by Alex Lewis and Scott Barton and, "The Mysteriour Board Foot" by Scott Barton. Now about Duck Guy and Custodian Alex. This comic is about our heroes horribly boring, yet amusing to viewers, lifes. They claimed Ross Perot stole their water, ate his pie, and then sent him to jail. They beat up a peaceful alien, and threw him into their trash pile in their backyard. They almost killed a man from a costume party for getting stuck inside their new tee vee during the party. They have also done many, many, other bad things. They hate their creators, and mock them all the time. Now their creators are trying to get enough cash to get them a full size comic book, instead of their previous 8 mini comics. Very funny and as said by Steve McNeer, "Whack". | |||||||||||||||||||
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Write us letters, send us napkin holders and other random cheap novelty items! 1/2 Comics P.O. Box 43 Mtn.Lakes, N.J. 07046 Our crew Scott Barton Alex Lewis and our infamous mail boy's mail boy Oren Rosenberg E-mail us! We feel special when commoners praise us. Scott: [email protected] Alex:[email protected] and Oren: [email protected] All of these pics, text, comics, and all the other junk is copyright (c) 1999 their respected creators. Don't screw with us! If we see anything that resembles something we did we will come over to your house and eat all assorted collections of digital watches. | Our address, other fun junk | |||||||||||||||||||
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One morning a man woke up. He got out of bed and stepped on a board covered in tar--a hero was born! He fights crime like a very old lemming having a seizure eating bacon grease. VERY exciting stuff. NEWS The full size comic is close to done. The comic is getting more popular and were selling a lot of t-shirts. People like our stuff (Alex hasn't been doing anything) and having a comic gaining popularity is cool. I'm (Scott) working on tons of stuff (comics and other junk) and its fun. So, e-mail us for te free comic. Buy a shirt, only $8. Humiliate that lowly reader of t-shirts. Your Best Friend, Scottie Barton | |||||||||||||||||||
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